Recently, I read some new definitions for some words somewhere, and I'd like to share them with you
Atom bomb: An invention to end all inventions
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other
Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together
Conference room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest...Except that he got caught
Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage
Divorve : Future tense of marriage
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills
Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either
Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich
Office: A place where you can relax after your home life
Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in zerO, instead of the first letter in word Opportunity
Rumor: News that travel at the speed of sound
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth
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